befor reading the hunger games: uhh why isn’t katniss datin gale????
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Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re...
so, like, a horror game where the only light in the entire game is from the protagonist’s light up sneakers
hey kids!! it’s monday!! the start of a brand new week. this is a chance to start over fresh, to attack the projects you’ve been working on with newfound determination. whatever you need to do this week, you can do it. whatever hurdles you need to clear this week, you can leap over them. whatever obstacles you’re facing this week, you can knock them down. keep going! you are strong and you are going to win!
the brilliant thing about being a woman is that I’m punished for both trusting and distrusting men!
I should magically know which man is going to harm me by having a brief conversation with him. if I trust Bad Men, then, well. I should’ve known.
if I don’t trust Nice Men though, I’m an utter bitch who deserves violence. don’t I know most men are good people?
I’m sayin doe….
this nice old man on the train started talking talking to me about acronyms like LOL and ROFL (which is a conversation I can’t resist) and he told me to get his prototype acronym famous with the kids: FMLO: Farting My Laugh Out
So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say
- Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
- You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
- Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
- No seriously gay does not mean stupid
PRAISE YOUR BROTHER